This indoor-cultivated, indica-dominant hybrid, propagated using hydroponic nutrients, weighs in at 22.4% THC. The nose is characterised by tropical fruit notes, with prominent citrus and pine aromas complemented by a complex bouquet of musk (attributed to the myrcene terpene), earthy undertones, and cheese-like scents. The strain’s nomenclature is said to be derived from its similarity to the smell of dirty laundry, when harvested.
The appellation Frosted Banana would have been more apt, given the ludicrous trichome density that imparts a champagne hue to the dense inflorescences, resulting in near-white to pale green coloration in places. The flowers exhibit minimal resinous properties, instead presenting a highly polliniferous nature.
Linealogy-wise, Dirty Banana is the result of a cross between Banana OG and GMO. The former is derived from OG Kush and Banana, while the latter—also known as GMO Garlic Cookies or Garlic Cookies—is parented by Chemdawg and Girl Scout Cookies.
The smoke’s flavor profile is distinctive, evoking roasted banana, which will appeal to cannasseurs. Experientially, the effects manifest as a brief sativa peak, followed by a low-intensity psychotropic experience. Users may experience restless legs syndrome and near total impairment of motor control, accompanied by a prolonged, mild somatic vibration (see graph). The experience tends to foster an enhanced appreciation of life, imparting a slight mood elevation, and facilitates a brief period of abstract thinking. Cognitive functions remain largely intact, and a low propensity for paranoia is exhibited.
This genetic is recommended for canna newbies and those seeking therapeutic benefits in contexts such as: intimacy and body modalities (ie, massage and yoga), including alleviating pain associated with conditions including: backache, IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome), menstrual cramps, and related ailments.
This cultivar is estimated to have an 80/20 indica-sativa ratio. For those prioritising medical applications to cannabis, and seeking deep relaxation without complete sedation, including relief from insomnia and mental agitation, this flower presents itself as an optimal choice.
The presentation includes a corked glass jar equipped with a 62% RH (Relative Humidity) terpene shield. Maintaining proper moisture levels is crucial for preserving the flower’s terpenes and potency. These shields precisely regulate the moisture within the container, so as to prevent degradation or mould.
